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these are questions at www.crazythoughts.com and my comments on them-apparentley they are unanswered, some are really stupid:
How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters?I haven't the faintest idea
If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?yes
Do Dutch people always split the bill?i've never seen duth people split a bill so i dunno
Can you sleep forever without being in coma?i don't think so
Why is it called butterfingers when there is no butter or fingers in it?i think its because its chocolatie and they're trying to say it can slip out of your fingers easily
If you shine a light into a mirror, do you get twice as much light?i dunno
How come it was called the Cosby Show when Billy Cosby's character was named Heathcliff Huxtible?because bill cosby was in it
If a Truck is loaded with Helium, would it weigh less than when it was empty? Wouldn't it get better fuel mileage?i dunno
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?because people are stupid
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?i think it's because some hippos are kinda grayish and purple and blue resemble gray
Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?i'm sorry, i haven't noticed that
Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?because that's how people like it?
Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?i guess it varies for person to person
If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?it would be really weird if you did
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?it's not exactly short for joe, it's just a nickname. i have nicknames that are longer than my name.
Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?in a matter of speaking, yes
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember
that they forgot?im not sure . . .im guessing not . . .people would probably tell them though
If you died with braces on would they take them off?im not sure . . probably not
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?because people are stupid
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?i think so . ..
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?conjoined twins usually don't survive conjoined, but i guess it depends on how they're conjoined
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?shampoo is clear? that's news to me
Do cows have calf muscles?i dunno
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?because they aren't completely a vegetable, they are just primarily mad from one
Do babies produce more spit than adults?how would i know?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?hmmm . . i'm not really sure . . .
Why do you go ?back and forth? to town if you really must go forth before you go back?i've never heard someone say they went back and forth to town
Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?does it?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?i dunno . . .so you can tell it apart from chocolate? because other ingredients make it white?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?you can't? that's news to me
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?uh, duh, yeah ya do, they aren't gonna not make up for it just cause you weren't there
Why do dogs sniff other dog?s bottoms to say hello, why don?t they just bark in their face or something?because that's just not what they do
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?just a stupid way of saying it i guess . . . probably cause they wanna stress that it's free
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